Ok, Well first, you can’t expect to walk into a doctor’s office, and expect to get steroids with the threat of "If I can’t do them here, I will do them somewhere else."
A doctor has been through too much college, worked too hard, makes too good of money, etc. to basically say "oh no, if you are going to break the law, don’t do it by yourself, let me help"
Secondly, if you have been training for two years and have no results, its because you either have a serious diet problem, or you don’t really train.
And third, You could take all the steroids in the world, in the shortest amount of time in the world, and you would never "accidently" look like a pro in one month. If that was the case, then you could look at all the Olympia contestants about six weeks before the show, and they would wiegh 150 lbs, but thanks to the "magic" of steroids, they can start cycling about 4 or 5 weeks before, and be in shape for the contest.
Sorry, not trying to put you down, I am just trying to be realistic with you.
